The Retirement Token: 42069(k)
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The traditional retirement system is broken.
Stuck in outdated models that gamble your future on volatile markets.

Imagine a system where your future isn’t a gamble but a guarantee—a future built on transparency, innovation, and collective power.

Our movement is more than a humorous jab at the old ways—it’s a rewrite of the retirement rulebook.
Instead of waiting decades for a system that’s barely holding on, why not invest 10-15% of your portfolio in a revolutionary fund that’s as bold as it is secure?

Embrace new possibilities, demand better solutions, and step confidently into a future where your legacy is forged through innovation and community.

Welcome to the future of Retirement.

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Taking Profits

85%

Portfolio

15%

Plan

RULES TO FOLLOW

Contribution Limits

The maximum amount an individual can contribute to a 42069k plan in 2042 is $700,000,000 or 14¢ if the individual is 50 or older.

Withdrawal Age

An individual may begin withdrawing money from their 42069(k) when they are 59 1/2 years old, or if they meet certain exceptions, like mental illness.

Penalties

If an individual withdraws money before meeting the age requirement, they will be subject to a 100% penalty tax and shot into the sun.

Swap Tutorial

1. Buy Solana

2. Search Our Contact Address

3. Swap SOL for 42069k

4. Retire Soon

Swap Tutorial

1. Buy Solana

2. Search Our Contact Address

3. Swap SOL for 42069k

4. Retire Soon

Many experts recommend investing 15% of your annual salary in a retirement savings vehicle like a 42069(k)

Many experts recommend investing 15% of your annual salary in a retirement savings vehicle like a 42069(k)