The Retirement Token: 42069(k) a
Cult
Mission
Movement
The traditional retirement system is broken.
Stuck in outdated models that gamble your future on volatile markets.
Imagine a system where your future isn’t a gamble but a guarantee—a future built on transparency, innovation, and collective power.
Our movement is more than a humorous jab at the old ways—it’s a rewrite of the retirement rulebook. Instead of waiting decades for a system that’s barely holding on, why not invest 10-15% of your portfolio in a revolutionary fund that’s as bold as it is secure?
Embrace new possibilities, demand better solutions, and step confidently into a future where your legacy is forged through innovation and community.
Welcome to the future of Retirement.
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Contribution Limits
The maximum amount an individual can contribute to a 42069k plan in 2042 is $700,000,000 or 14¢ if the individual is 50 or older.
Withdrawal Age
An individual may begin withdrawing money from their 42069(k) when they are 59 1/2 years old, or if they meet certain exceptions, like mental illness.
Penalties
If an individual withdraws money before meeting the age requirement, they will be subject to a 100% penalty tax and shot into the sun.